Long legged attractive blond in a bikini walks out with a sign held up - "Round 2"

Yes guys, round 2 already.

Hope you’ve all recovered fully from the first game, and are fit and rearing to go for the second! The game is this Saturday morning, 10.00am (god it’s like playing schoolboy hockey again)

Obviously in his new role as Captain Adrian is busy working on filling out the play book, and some strategies for the Farts to conquer all, so to help him can you confirm if you are available for the game on Saturday morning. Needle has already advised he can’t make it (he has booked out Saturday morning to darn his socks) so that frees up the wing position (although he has asked the player that fills it to “keep it warm for his return”).

Housekeeping:
Oranges – Glen your turn this week
Umpiring – we need to supply an umpire for the R3 game on Saturday afternoon at Elsdon, 2.40pm, can I have a volunteer? (we should all take a turn if possible please)

Shirts – still no sign of the rather large shirts (my mistake, I was told 3 or 4 weeks, not a couple) however ill bring the plain ones along again. I’ll get the invoices out for these this week.